henck

this is lewd

1. WHAT AGE WERE YOU WHEN YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU "THE TALK"?
my parents never did. my sister taught me about sex n sperm n no no parts when i was like 9 tho

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
i don't think soo ?? not that i know of

3. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING PERVERTED?
i hope you cherry pick your way to hell
sorry i thought of something more perverted but i was like nO im not typing that/ also ive been listening to vocaloid 25/7 help me

5. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST REAL PERVERTED THOUGHT?
i don't know ?? i asked some questions about no no stuff but i was like 9 and unfortunately actually curious. my first real perverted thought is prolly when my 5th grade teacher taught us about plant sex. i also had a handprint fettish when i was like 5 but i don't think that counts

6. NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME KINKY SEX! O BOI! DO YOU GET INTO IT, AND ARE YOU DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
sex is gross

7. GENDER SWAP! WHAT HAPPENS?
no periods idk man

8. HOW DO YOU SLEEP?
i just look extremely dead

9. WHATS SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER LOOK AT THE SAME OR IN A PERVERTED WAY?
i cant think of anything in particular, but i can think of a lot of words that sound perverted. fantasize, passionate, sensationokay so i had a bunch a few days ago but forgot them all like 2 minutes later help-

10. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR OC TRIED TO SEDUCE YOU?
depends. if it was a toddler or adult like obviously no. but most of them are like 11-18 plus sex is gross so-

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
why is this here
also no

12. CURRENT PERVERTED OBSESSION AT THE MOMENT?
uhh i don't have any perverted obsessions ?? 
well i have a crush but i don't want to do anything perverted to them because sex is gross so like i don't think that counts-

13. UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE AND WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT WOULD YOU GO OUTSIDE COMPLETELY NUDE?
none

14. YOU DECIDE TO HAVE SEXY TIME. IS IT SEXY?
no because sex is gross

15. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?
everything cant think of one specific thing henck-

16. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ROMANTIC, SEXUAL, EROTIC DREAMS?
henck i really don't wanna say this bUT-
one time i had a dream i was going to the bathroom and my...no no...got like really distorted and i flipped out
there was this other time where my pants fell off in front of people and the rest is self explanatory
also ive had kissing dreams that were kinda sexual
but the weird thing is that it always happens with people who i only slightly have a crush on but never with the person i actually have a really bad crush on which is good because then id actually kms

17. WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
why do you care

18. A SMALL CHILD ASKS YOU WHERE BABIES COME FROM. YOUR ANSWER?
when mommy and daddy love each other very much, they get very close

19. WORST SEX SCENE YOU EVER WATCHED?
ive never really watched any sex scenes remembers the times i accidentally stumbled upon porn blogs
every porn blog ever

20. GREAT, GREAT. SO, EVER GOTTEN A BLOW JOB?
haha no sex is gross

21. HURR. THAT LAST QUESTION WAS UNCALLED FOR! ANYHOW. WHAT DO YOU LIKE DOING WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING?
play cookie run
actually pretty much anything id do when they are looking foaisouioa
except go on social media n shite because self explanatory

22. GOT ANY ULTRA-QUIRKY KINKS?
i had to look up kink to answer this question because i don't know what it means sue me...wait that means ive been successful at keeping...some of my innocence
i don't think so? tobehonest i don't think i have any kinks, and if so prolly normal ones cause i don't sexually fantasize about anything-

23. HAVE YOU EVER GONE COMMANDO IN PUBLIC?
i don't know what that means but im too lazy to look it up-

24. HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED?
yes
fun fact: i did it when i was like 3 and my parents just thought it was one of those weird things 3 year olds do
i didn't even think much of it until i learned what masturbating is and then i was like 'welp'

25. WITHIN THE LAST YEAR, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU DONE QUESTIONABLE ACTS WITH?
define questionable acts
none sexually
non sexually, prolly a lot but i don't wanna think about it-
theres this one kid that does a lot of questionable things to me tho jfc

26. HOW FAR WILL YOU GO IN THE NAME OF LOVE (OR LUST)?
?? what
have a crush on someone okay-

27. WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT'S A TOTAL TURN-ON FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCE?
gay
just
gay

28. WHAT IS YOUR BRA SIZE AND BRAND YOU ARE CURRENTLY WEARING AT THIS MOMENT?
first of all wtf
and second i don't know

29. WHAT OBJECT IN YOUR ROOM DO YOU FIND EROTIC?
nothing ?? i don't purchase erotic things okay-

30. I'M GOING OFF TRACK A LITTLE. UM, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SEEN BARE ASS-NAKED?
my family has no sense of privacy

31. WHATS THE STRANGEST THING YOU EVER LICKED?
wtf how should i know
prolly like dirt or something idk man
there was this kid in 5th grade who licked a dead worm tho jfc-

32. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED A FETISH?
when i was like 3 i had a handprint fetish
and the i grew out of it and had a poop fetish heckin end me-
im out of it now be proud- i still have a fetish but youre gonna have to find it out, i wrote it here okay-

33. WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DARE YOU WERE ASKED TO DO?
hug a tree because no one ever dares me anything because no one cARES and i always choose truth : " )

34. WHAT KIND OF ROMANCE DO YOU LIKE?
gay

35. HAVE YOU EVER QUESTIONED YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE?
yeah
so i thought i was gay cause i have had a really bad crush on this one girl
but now i kinda also have a crush on a boy ?? help-
also i think im aseuxla but people tell me how i feel is normal for my age but idk man-

36. KISS OR CUDDLE?
cuddle because kissing is too sexual and sex is gross

37. MAKEOUT OR SEX? ON BED OR UNUSUAL PLACES?
neither
just gimme hugs

38. DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS?
idk man
with parents
aside from that ive never been kissed, but that one kid tried to kiss me-

39. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL SEXY TALENT?
?? wtf ?? i dunno-

40. HAVE YOU EVER KISSED THE SAME GENDER?
no
but i think about it all the heckign time-

41. TAG 4 PEOPLE GO
ShinyCinccinoPlz
i cant think of anything else so do this lewd meme emi : " )